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THIS LAYOUT WORKS IN FIREFOX!
man that makes me happy.
and, now presenting...
the layout that WORKS IN SAFARI AS WELL. and is W3C VALID. AHAHAHA.
Still, for best results, view in 1280x1024, though everything should appear fine and unstretched and unscrolly in most other resolutions.
If it really doesn't for you, or it's giving you messages from the Devil, tell me and I'll try to fix it.

Yeah, I mostly just like showing off. x]